The year was 2006. Pluto was downgraded from planet status to dwarf-planet, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton got into a *very* public catfight, and I was still an over-grown toddler running around, possibly without pants. It was also the year Janet Jackson was spotted with a shining gold Louis Vuitton Voyager Alma – dazzling onlookers and tabloid-readers alike with the luminous intensity of her...

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