miedriwesley:

prorevenge:

warning: long story.

Working as a bouncer in a quiet gaming room tonight whilst struggling with my fifth day of being off cigarettes so I’m pretty edgy. A young hipster chick comes up to the bar and asks me;

’what goes with a Liquorice liqueur?’

I’m a Single Malt Scotch man, so I’m not too sure. I reply with,

‘Not sure, when in doubt try soda water I suppose.’

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