Just when you think Kim Kardashian can’t possibly do anything quite as absurd as that thing she did before, she goes and frolics in the January snow wearing nothing a fur string bikini and giant fur moon boots. Why? Why not is obviously the better question.
Not one but three snaps were posted to Instagram and, presumably, taken during a recent ski trip that made a thousand headlines, although they look more like Kim’s social media feed before Henry Higgins Kanye West got ahold of it and decided to nix the harmless Hawaiian Tropic-style bikini pics in favor of photos that are blatantly sex-charged, intimate, and almost pornographic in nature.
But alas, one of the captions says “furkini by Kanye,” so maybe he’s getting into the bathing-suits-that-serve-no-purpose manufacturing game? Regardless, she looks totally normal, comfortable and toasty, no?
One thing’s for sure: That blurry photo of Mariah Carey wearing a bikini in Aspen while walking her dog is starting look more reasonable.