Men are on edge, stores have flower displays fit for the MOMA and stores are offering up lover’s deals out the wazoo—it’s Valentine’s Day season people, and we’re here to tell you to take full advantage of it. This means, of course, getting yourself a fan

Men are on edge, stores have flower displays fit for the MOMA and stores are offering up lover’s deals out the wazoo—it’s Valentine’s Day season people, and we’re here to tell you to take full advantage of it. This means, of course, getting yourself a fancy new vibrator at a major discount. It’s not the season of love without self-love, after all.