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PART I

So one day I am shopping at my usual supermarket. As I so often do I have my headphones in: So I don’t hear what’s going on round me. I primarily rely on my eyes to notice what is happening. Anyway there I was, all paid and putting my groceries into my bag, when suddenly a dripping cup of potato salad appears in front of my eyes. Dripping oily marinade into my bag and all over my groceries.

I look up and see a red round angry face (RRAF) saying something to me. So I pop out a headphone.

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